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[短篇] 笑话三则√

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笑话三则√

1.妻子:“结婚半年多了,怎不见你搞文学创作?”
丈夫:“我哪有那个天才呀!”
妻子:“结婚前,你在‘征婚启事’上不是写了‘在省晚报上发表
过作品吗?”
丈夫:“我指的就是那份‘征婚启事’。”
2.丈夫对妻子说:
“杰克要是再问我们什么是‘未婚妻’时,我们该怎么解释呢?”
“那就告诉他,”妻子说,“‘未婚妻’是指一个女人,在结婚后
她所得到的一切,她还没有得到。”
3.太太不懂保险的道理,认为缴保险费是浪费,先生连忙解释
说:“保险是为了你和孩子,万一我死了;你们也有个保障呀!”
太太反驳说:“要是你不死呢?”

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