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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一天小番茄看到妈妈在擦桌子,问妈妈:“妈妈妈妈你在干嘛呀?” 妈妈说:“见鬼了番茄还会说话。
2.有个小蚂蚁伸着脚站在墙边,来了个壁虎问它“小蚂蚁你在干嘛呀?”小蚂蚁说:“嘘,你别闹,等会那个大象过来了,老子要把它套翻。
3.研究表明把汉字顺序打乱也不影响阅读,比如这段文字你阅读起来毫无压力,因为我根本没打乱。

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