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老李:“我儿子,刚工作,工资一月才1600,真愁人”
老张:“你就知足吧,起码工作是自己找的。”
老李:“工作?是我花了十万块托人给找的!”
老张:“你就知足吧,起码是个大学毕业,要不然,你花十万块也帮他找不到工作。”
老李:“大学?他上大学,也是我花钱给他买进去的。”
老张:“你就知足吧,起码是你亲儿子!”
老李:“亲儿子?他是我从孤儿院领养的!”
老张:“你就知足吧,起码能赚钱给你花。”
老李:“赚钱给我花?他工资才1600块,还不够他花的,我还得倒贴!”
老张:“尼玛,让老子怎么开导哦!”
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