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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、地铁上一小孩吵着想玩旁边帅哥的土豪金iPhone 5s。妈妈无奈跟他说“小孩子不懂事,你能借他玩下么,一会就还你 ”帅哥没同意小孩哭得更厉害了。一妹子看不过去了,拿出自己的白色iPhone 递给那小孩,鄙视地对帅哥说“玩一下还能玩坏啊”刚说完,小孩重重地把手机摔在地上,哭道“我不要白色的。


2、”My father always told me, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, until the accident.....


3、儿子,这回没考好不要紧,你还小,我和你爸也还年轻,我们还可以再要一个孩子。

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