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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.最热心的总是网友,最冷漠的总是路人。究竟是网友不出门,还是路人不上网。
2.看到文章标题开头是“震撼”、“无言”、“感动”之类的,一般都是造谣。
3.顾客投诉鸡蛋有血丝,店老板解释道:这是母鸡来了大夷妈。

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