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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、火云邪神苦练多年,终于将蛤蟆功练至顶级并成功产下8个小蝌蚪。

2、老婆永远是对的,这话永远也是对的。但老婆没想到的是,她不一定永远是老婆

3、小王一辈子窝囊废,行将就木之际就渴望被人夸一次。

这份执念感动了老天爷,他派了一个大夫过来说:你这病吧,老厉害了。
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