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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、爸爸说长的帅的男人会说谎,妈妈说不帅的男人也会说谎,你爸是个很好的例子!!!

2、暑假,我买了条裙子,到我妈面前显摆,希望她能夸我几句。
我妈让我转一圈给她看,上下左右都看完了,我问她“咋样?”
我妈说“还行,该包住的都包住了,该露的也都露出来了”

3、老爸在汽车装饰城买了一个车内装饰品,花费二十四元。
偶然一天,老爸路过一个地摊,发现有一模一样的车内装饰品,问之,地摊大叔答:“十五元。”老爸心痛,甩头离开。  
大叔马上呼唤道:“大哥,你诚心要,六元拿走!”

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