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词语新解,很搞笑

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词语新解,很搞笑

我国教育部对以下9个成语解释作出了正式的纠正 ,现公之于众,与大家同乐:

1.【知书达礼】仅知道书本知识是不够的,还要学会送礼;

2.【度日如年】特指当公务员的日子,非常好过,每天象过年一样;

3.【杯水车薪】形容公务员的工作,每天办公室喝杯茶,月底可以拿到可以买一辆车的工资;

4.【知足常乐】知道有人请自己洗脚,心里就感到快乐;

5.【见异思迁】看见漂亮的异性就想搬到她那里去住;

6.【语重心长】别人话讲的重了,心里怀恨很长时间;

7.【有机可乘】出门考察有飞机可以乘坐;

8.【不学无术】不要白费工夫学那些不实用的东西;

9.【夫唱妇随】丈夫进了歌厅唱歌,妻子跟踪尾随

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