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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1、有个三四岁的小女孩感冒了,要喝非常苦的药水,她看见药水就哭,怎么哄也不喝。

“是自己喝,还是爸爸灌你喝?”爸爸无奈地说。

小女孩沉默了一会儿,一咬牙说:“灌!”

2、你讲我坏话时,能不能别添油加醋?以为炒菜啊?!

3、如果我下辈子还能够记得你,一定是这辈子死得不够彻底。

4、小明嫌妈妈做的饭不好吃,为此,小明的妈妈特地报了个培训班。几个月后,小明的妈妈用跆拳道打得小明乖乖吃饭了!

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