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[短篇] 笑话二则

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笑话二则

下班坐公交,旁边一个帅哥踩了我一脚,对不起也没一句,气死我了!
见帅哥前面站着一个大婶,我突然起了坏主意,趁着帅哥不注意,我偷偷捏了一下大婶的屁股,然后转过脸,装做若无其事的望着窗外……
两分钟过去了,不见动静。我又偷偷捏了一下,快速把手缩回来,猛然抬头,发现帅哥双眼正狠狠地瞪着我:“特么你捏我妈屁股干嘛”?
尼马,现在全车人正用异样的目光看着我……

小时候每次挨父母揍以后就想,为什么打孩子啊,这么残忍,等我有了孩子以后绝对不打,跟他讲道理,以德服人!现在我孩子一岁半了,我终于明白,讲道理有个卵用,还得打。

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