l777888999 发表于 2019-7-27 21:28   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话3则

1  水果们出去旅游,回来发现少一个,是谁丢了?
   是榴莲,榴莲忘返

2  有只公鹿,跑得很快,跑着跑着就成了高速公鹿

3  字母A和字母C谁个子高?
   A高,AB(比)CD(低)
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  • lyp1987 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2019-7-28 10:08
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flyoraway 发表于 2019-7-27 21:37   只看TA 2楼
这个不算是笑话吧?全是谐音。。。
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