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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.阿呆:我站在女友的窗下对她唱情歌,她扔给我一枝花。阿瓜:那你头上的伤是怎
么回事?阿呆:她忘记把花从花盆里取出来了。
2.亲爱的,真的要见面吗?那你得答应:如果我转身就跑,千万别拉我。若我当场晕
倒,你要替我做人工呼吸,记住吸的时候要用力。
3.一位教师见学生递上书来,打算找一个“川”字来教他,忽然看见个“三”字,就
骂道:我到处寻你,你却躺在这里睡懒觉!

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