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笑话三则

1刚上班那会儿,一天外科来了一对小情侣,我一看,没事啊,没有明显外伤,结果男孩支支吾吾地说,刚刚亲亲的时候,女朋友咬了他的嘴,我仔细一看,是有个小伤口,就对他说,不用担心,消消毒就好了,结果他悄悄地问我,用不用打狂犬疫苗,我永远都忘不了他女朋友那幽怨的眼神,不知道现在你们是不是已经分道扬镳了,哈哈…
2(雨夹雪)一天妻子躺在床上,说:“我是雨,你是雪。”丈夫问:“你怎么会这样认为?”妻子答:“不是有种天气叫‘雨夹雪’嘛!”
3我表弟从小好动,他爸爸把他送去武校学了五年!学成后据说能手掌劈砖徒手翻墙如履平地!后经同学介绍进了传销,进去后打架斗殴!游手好闲!后来是被传销组织赔了路费送走的!
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