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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

①从前有一天,小黑兔跟哥们打车回家,到地方司机说十三块,一摸口袋悲催了,俩人才凑了十一块,顿时挺尴尬。后来二货小黑兔小声来了一句:”司机师傅,我们差两块钱,要不你再往回开点,你看行吗?……”

②从前有一天,小黑兔躺在床上玩手机,突然手机一松,手机掉了下来。还好小黑兔反应快,一个轱辘向旁边滚去。速度非常快,手机没有砸到小黑兔。最后,手机静静地躺在床上,小黑兔静静地躺在地上……

③从前有一天,小黑兔1米85的大个子,谈了个娇小的女友,1米5,微胖。 某天早上,他俩手拉手出门帮大家买早点,早上有点雾,小黑兔奶奶眼睛又老花,只听她在三楼冲小黑兔大声喊:“大清早的,你拉着皮箱要去哪里啊?

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