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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.“听说了吗?老李得了胃癌,是早期。” “那还好,什么时候查出来的?” “尸检时。”
2.发个毕业证吧
菩提老祖说:“悟空,你已经学成本领,可以下山了。” “师傅,我。。。” “为师知道你舍不得离开” “不是,你让我下山总得给我发个毕业证吧,不然我以后怎么找工作啊?”
3.从小就没有妈
A:“今天我妈给我介绍了一个很漂亮的女朋友!” B:“呵呵,不信。” A:“唉被你看出来了,其实我从小就没有妈。”

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